looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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