I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
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Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
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I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
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