So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
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How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
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It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
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