This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
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