My brain says no but my pants say off.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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