yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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