But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
last night I used snow as a chaser
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
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