maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
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Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
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If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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