did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
You may now shotgun with the bride
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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