is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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