We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
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I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
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The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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