i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
My feet surprised me
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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