you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
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just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
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spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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