i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
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