quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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