Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
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I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
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If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
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