You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
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i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
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He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it