i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
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