You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
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Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
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Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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