omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
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