Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
