How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
Small penises have feelings too.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering