i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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