there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
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i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
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See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
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