So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
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