all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
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