How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
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My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
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Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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