After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
I just found puke in my bra..
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
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