Sry I called you an 8
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
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