Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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