no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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