WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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