I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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