The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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