He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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