I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
my "about me" section on Facebook should read "hell-bound alcoholic who wants to fuck a 40-year-old crackhead"
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
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I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
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yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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