i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
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