omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
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Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
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But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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