I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
Hello my rib-scented angel!
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
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