hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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