How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
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i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
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So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
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