His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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