is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
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Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
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We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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