windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
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