Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
Success! We fucked roommates!
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