while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
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