I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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