Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
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All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
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Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
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