I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
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