CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
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I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
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I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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