so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
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