O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
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