you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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