Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
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The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
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You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
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